Your primary type
IMSB
The Idiot Savant
Seriously? Am I actually this dumb?
Congratulations. You are not even technically human. You have tested into IMSB, a once-in-a-million-years personality type. Only one documented case worldwide. Inside the IMSB brain, two immortal warriors fight an endless war. One is named 'LET'S GO, I'M DOING IT.' The other is named 'I AM AN IDIOT.' Example: when IMSB sees someone they have a crush on, 'LET'S GO' yells: Go get their number! Ask them to dinner! Say what you feel! Leave no regrets! Immediately, 'I AM AN IDIOT' responds: Why on earth would they be interested in YOU? You would just be humiliating yourself! You absolute clueless dork! Final outcome: you stare at the back of their head as they walk away, and then you open your phone and search 'how to overcome social anxiety.' Listen: IMSB is not actually an idiot. It is just that the drama playing in your head is longer than every Marvel movie put together.
Your 15-dimension scorecard
Self Model
You are harder on yourself than any hater. Compliments get fact-checked before they are accepted.
Your inner broadcast is mostly static. You are stuck buffering on the question 'who am I?'
You want to level up, but you also want to lie down. Your priorities are in a daily standup with themselves.
Emotion & Attachment Model
Your relationship smoke detector is extremely sensitive. One unanswered text and you are already mentally writing the breakup post.
You invest, but you keep an exit ramp. You will not shove all your chips to the middle.
You want closeness and independence in roughly equal doses. The dial moves depending on the person.
Attitude Model
You look at the world through a default suspicion filter. First you doubt, then you approach.
If a rule can be side-stepped, you will side-step it. Comfort and freedom come first.
Meaning is in short supply. A lot of life feels like you are just going through the motions.
Action Drive Model
Your first instinct is 'do not let this blow up.' Damage control boots up before ambition does.
You take the scenic route to any decision. The meeting inside your head runs long.
You have a deep and meaningful relationship with deadlines. The later it gets, the more superhuman you become.
Social Model
You will engage if someone comes to you, but you will not force it. Average social elasticity.
You want closeness and merging. Once someone is in, they are in the inner circle for good.
You read the room. You balance honesty and decorum in roughly equal parts.