Your primary type

The Goblin

MALO

The Goblin

Life is a video game. I am just a little goblin in it.

Friend, you are not 'young at heart.' You simply did not evolve. Your soul is still chilling in that happy era of swinging from a tree branch and getting completely delighted by the sight of a banana. When the ancestors of modern humans decided to get down from the trees, learn to walk upright, and put on suits and ties, the ancestors of the Goblin personality watched them from a nearby branch, scratched their butt, and made a dismissive little screech. They saw the whole thing for what it was: 'civilization' is the most boring, most overpriced video game ever made. In the Goblin's world, rules are occasionally breakable. Ceilings are for hanging from upside down. Conference rooms are for backflips. MALO does not exactly 'hate being tied down.' MALO's brain literally cannot process the concept of 'being tied down.' The Goblin is a stray thought that fell out of a gigantic brain, whose owner forgot to close the lid.

Your 15-dimension scorecard

Self Model

S1 Self-Esteem & ConfidenceMedium

Your confidence is weather-dependent: cruising in a tailwind, hiding in a headwind.

S2 Self-ClarityLow

Your inner broadcast is mostly static. You are stuck buffering on the question 'who am I?'

S3 Core ValuesHigh

You are easily pulled forward by a goal, a growth arc, or some belief you actually care about.

Emotion & Attachment Model

E1 Attachment SecurityMedium

Half trust, half testing. You are often quietly negotiating with yourself in the background.

E2 Emotional InvestmentHigh

Once you commit, you go all in. Your time, energy, and feelings get handed over in full.

E3 Boundaries & DependenceMedium

You want closeness and independence in roughly equal doses. The dial moves depending on the person.

Attitude Model

A1 Worldview TiltMedium

Not naive, not a full-blown conspiracy theorist. Your default move is to wait and see.

A2 Rules vs. FlexibilityLow

If a rule can be side-stepped, you will side-step it. Comfort and freedom come first.

A3 Sense of MeaningHigh

You do things with direction. You roughly know which way you are pointed.

Action Drive Model

Ac1 Motivation OrientationMedium

Sometimes you want to win, sometimes you just want to avoid hassle. Your motives are mixed.

Ac2 Decision StyleLow

You take the scenic route to any decision. The meeting inside your head runs long.

Ac3 Execution ModeHigh

You push hard. A task that has not landed feels like a splinter in your brain.

Social Model

So1 Social InitiativeLow

You are a slow boot in social situations. Making the first move usually costs you a long charge-up.

So2 Interpersonal BoundariesMedium

You want closeness but you also want breathing room. The boundary adjusts per person.

So3 Expression & AuthenticityHigh

You switch versions of yourself fluently across contexts. Authenticity is released in layers.

For entertainment only. Do not use this as a diagnosis, a job interview, a dating profile, a breakup excuse, a seance, a fortune teller, or a life sentence.
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